Disclaimers

Warranty Disclaimer

This web site and all of the information it contains are provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, whether express or implied.  All implied warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement, are hereby expressly disclaimed.

Limitation of Liabilities

Under no circumstances will Jas. Quinn & Son be liable to any person or business entity for any direct, indirect, special, incidental, consequential, or other damages based on any use of this web site or any other web site to which this site is linked, including, without limitation, any lost profits, business interruption, or loss of programs or information, even if Jas. Quinn & Son has been specifically advised of the possibility of such damages.

Other Notices (aka "The Fine Print")

This web page uses 100% recycled electrons.

Wash in warm water with like colors. Use-non chlorine bleach.
If anything in these pages offends you, too bad. You surf the web, you takes your chances.

These pages were designed with MS Expression Web.  These pages work fine under most current web browsers, but are optimized for MS Internet Explorer. If it doesn't look good to you, sorry. Get a different browser.

 

United States Federal law restricts medical devices to sale by or on the order of either a licensed practitioner or persons lawfully engaged in the manufacture or distribution of the medical device. The inclusion of any medical or non-medical devices or services on any page authored by James L. Quinn, Jr., or any page linked to, does not imply the offer, sale, or recommendation of, such devices or services.

 

V-CHIP CONTENT WARNING: THIS SITE IS RATED: R, V, NPC, RI, S, I13.
[For processing by the required-by-1998 V-chips, those reading this site from an archive must set their V-chip to "42-0666." I will not be held responsible for sites incorrectly filtered-out by a V-chip that has been by-passed, hot-chipped, or incorrectly programmed.]

It has become necessary to warn potential readers of my messages before they proceed further. This warning may not fully protect me against criminal or civil proceedings, but it may be treated as a positive attempt to obey the various and increasing numbers of laws.

 

Under the ***TELECOM ACT OF 1996***, minor CHILDREN (under the age of 18) may not read or handle this site under any circumstances.  If you are under 18, leave this site NOW. Also, if you are developmentally disabled, irony-impaired, emotionally traumatized, schizophrenic, suffering PMS, affected by Humor Deprivation Syndrome  (HDS), or under the care of a doctor, then the TELECOM ACT OF 1996 may apply to you as well, even if you are over 18. If you fall into one of these categories and are not considered competent to judge for yourself what you are reading, leave this site NOW.

 

Under the UTAH PROTECTION OF CHILDREN ACT OF 1996, those under the age of 21 may not read this site. All residents of Utah, and Mormons elsewhere, must install the M-Chip.

 

Under the PROTECTION OF THE REICH laws, residents of Germany may not read this site.

 

Under the MERCIFUL SHIELD OF ALLAH (Praise be to Him!) holy interpretations of the Koran of the following countries (but not limited to this list) you may not read this site if you are a FEMALE OF ANY AGE:
Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Egypt, Jordan, Sudan, Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Algeria, Lebanon, Morocco, Tunisia, Yemen, Oman, Syria, Bahrain, and the Palestinian Authority.  Non-female persons may also be barred from reading this site, depending on the settings of your I-Chip.

 

Under the proposed CHINESE INTERNET laws, covering The People's Republic of China, Formosa, Hong Kong, Macao, Malaysia, and parts of several surrounding territories, the rules are so nebulous and unspecified that I cannot say whether you are allowed to read this. Thus, you must SUBMIT any site you wish to read to your local authorities for further filtering.

 

In Singapore, merely by RECEIVING this site you have violated the will of Lee Kwan Yu. Report to your local police office to receive your caning.

 

Finally, if you are barred from contact with the Internet, or protected by court order from being disturbed by thoughts which may disturb you, or covered by protective orders, it is up to you to adjust the settings of your V-Chip to ensure that my site does not reach you.